Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween Jokes - Happy Halloween!


Halloween Jokes 

What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!

Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Because he wasn't very hungry.

What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!

What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!

What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!

Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !

Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!

What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!


Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!

What did one vampire say to the other?
Fangs aren't what they used to be!

What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish?
Snackula!

When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!

What should a short-sighted ghost have?
Spooktacles!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?

What do you call an angry monster?
Sir!

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!

Why did the skeleton go the party?
For a rattling good time!

Who has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?

Thumping.

Thumping who?

Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Who comes out at night and goes “Munch, munch, ouch!”
A vampire with a rotten tooth!

How do monsters count to 13?
On their fingers!



Wednesday, October 30, 2013

The LDS Church and Boy Scouts of America commemorated their 100-year-old partnership



The LDS Church and Boy Scouts of America commemorated their 100-year-old partnership Tuesday with an event at the LDS Conference Center chronicling the ongoing story of LDS Scouting. President Thomas S. Monson was also honored by the BSA.
The Boy Scouts of America and The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints formed a bond in the early 1900s, based on similar values and morals.

You can see some pictures of the event here.
A recording of Tuesday's event can be viewed at scouts 100.lds.org

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Tubes Three Wise Men Ideas!






Tubes Santa Claus Ideas!









Tubes Christmas Tree ideas!




November 2013 CES Devotional to Feature Sunday School General President


At 6:00 p.m. mountain time on November 3, 2013, Brother Russell T. Osguthorpe, Sunday School general president, will be the fifth and final speaker of the 2013 CES Devotional series.
The devotional will originate from the campus of Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, and live audio and video broadcasts will be available at mormonchannel.org in English and at cesdevotionals.lds.org in American Sign Language, English, French, Portuguese, and Spanish. The Church’s Facebook page will also include live English video of the devotionals, under the “Live Broadcast” tab.

Monday, October 28, 2013

Police release video of man who attacked woman in WVC Burger King restroom

October 27th, 2013


Teachings for Our Time from Oct 2013 through March 2014

From October 2013 through March 2014, Melchizedek Priesthood and Relief Society lessons on fourth Sundays should be prepared from one or more talks given in the October 2013 general conference. In April 2014, talks may be selected from either the October 2013 or the April 2014 conference. Stake and district presidents should choose which talks will be used in their areas, or they may delegate this responsibility to bishops and branch presidents.
Learn more by reviewing the "Teachings for Our Time” article in the May 2013 Liahona or Ensign.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

A "Save the Date" Reminder: LIVE broadcast commemorating a century of Scouting!


In commemoration of the Church’s 100-year affiliation with the Boy Scouts of America, an event called “A Century of Honor” will be held October 29, 2013, at 7:00 p.m. Mountain Daylight Time. 
 Mark your calendars to join the LIVE broadcast.

Worship with Us in Our Sacrament Meeting - An Invitation to You!

LDS Church Meetinghouse with Edmonton Alberta Canada Temple in Background
Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints meet together every Sunday to participate in sacrament meeting (by partaking of the sacrament) and other church services. 

Visitors are always welcome to worship with us.

Visitors are always welcome to attend any of our Sunday church services. Search for your local ward/branch with this map and then come worship with us at any time. Please feel free to introduce yourself (to anyone) and let them know you are investigating the church. This way they will know you are an investigator (not a baptized member of the Church) and are unfamiliar with our services and where meetings are held. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ are very friendly and always happy to welcome you to one of our church services. If you'd like, they would be willing to introduce you to other members, the bishopric, and the missionaries. They will also be able to direct you to the appropriate Sunday School class for investigators called Gospel Principles, as well as help you take any children you might have to nursery, primary, or youth classes.
There are a few times during the year when regular Sunday Services are not held, such as during the weekends of General Conference, and Stake Conference. Visitors are also welcome to attend these services with us. Stake Conference, individually scheduled for each stake, is held in the Stake Center for two hours, usually from 10:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m.


Please feel free to come and worship with us at any time, we would be happy to have you join us.


Friday, October 25, 2013

Small gift?!?!?!?! Little treat?!?!?!?! - Use this creative "Christmas Tubes wraps" and make your Christmas Tree adorable!





Holidays Crafts! - Nativity by the little ones!

Take opportunity to teach your little kids what Christmas is about while making this cute nativity!
 
 
This nativity craft was originally designed to be printed, colored, and glued around toilet paper tubes to make the pieces stand up.  Since then, many readers have discovered that it’s just as good to print the pieces on card stock, and then use tape or staples to make them into a cylinder.
 
Materials Needed:
  • About 13 Toilet Paper Tubes, or just print the figures on Card Stock
  • Scissors
  • Glue Stick, Tape, or Staples
  • Crayons
  • Download of Nativity Set (link below)

Directions and Tips
  • Print the Nativity Set
  • Color with Crayons
  • Cut out the pieces
  • Attach the pieces to toilet paper tubes with a glue stick, staples, or tape. If you’ve printed them on card stock, just roll them into cylinders and tape or staple. Some of the toilet paper tubes for the shorter figures will have to be cut shorter first. For most of the figures, just glue the bottom even with the bottom of the toilet paper tube and let the heads hang off the top.
A few of the pieces are different- see directions below.
When gluing the angel, cut the bottom line of her wings and let them flap free- don’t put glue on the back of them! Then curl the wings out slightly with your finger.
When gluing the empty stable, just glue each edge to a toilet paper tube half way around
When gluing the palm tree, cut the leaves around the bottom, and let them stand out as well. Don’t put glue on the back of the leaves. 
 
Download link for the Nativity set here

Gilbert Arizona Temple is the largest temple the LDS Church has constructed in 17 years.

The LDS Church announced Wednesday the public is invited to tour its new Gilbert Arizona Temple between Jan. 18 and Feb. 15, 2014. The temple, the largest built in 17 years(at 85,000 square feet) — a span of 89 new temples — will be dedicated on March 2.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Family Portrait in Pumpkins - Borrowed from the Blogs

Forget carving. Forget covering the whole pumpkin with paint. Just add a circle of leftover chalkboard paint to one side of each pumpkin and draw on some funny faces (anyone you know come to mind?). Do the family, a group of friends, your pets or even Mr. Jack-o'-Lantern himself.


“Stand Ye In Holy Places, and Be Not Moved"

In Las Vegas, Nevada 300 young people between the ages of 12-18 came together to express their testimonies of Jesus Christ through a special musical program.

“Wherever you are, you can bloom where you’re planted and make it a special place, and a Holy place.”

In a sweet video, the Las Vegas Youth shared their feelings about their experience expressing their testimonies of Christ through music, and also their thoughts in general about how to create a Holy Place no matter where you are.